god you are such a beautiful creature
oh my god
I AM THE FIRST X-MAN.
THAT JOKE’S AHEAD OF MY TIME
BUT YOU’RE STILL GUNNA DIE
WHO THE HELL IS THAT GUY?
THE SECOND X-MAN
DON’T WATCH HIM WALK AWAY
OR YOU’LL LOSE A HIDDEN BLADE
AND GET SURROUNDED
OOOO WHITE!EVIL BALD GUY WITH A CAPE
EZIO PLANS HIS ESCAPE
BOSS WAITS PATIENTLY
EZIO SHAKES FREE
ALL THE ROYAL GUARDS
PEE THEMSELVES
MAIN BOSS CALLS THEM OFF WITH HIS RIGHT HAND
SLOW DRAMATIC ZOOM PAN
DOESN’T FAZE THE HOODED MAN
CAPE CLAD BALD GUY
SENTENCE EZIO TO DIETHEN HE SEES ALTAIR FROM THE FIRST GAME
HE USED TO JUMP OFF THOSE
ANYWAY
UNDER EACH OF THOSE THERE’S A BALE OF HAY
AND AFTER YOU SYNCHRONISE
LEAP OF FAITH
NOD AT THE BIRD AND PEOPLE DIE
EVERYWHERE PEOPLE DIE~
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Attention grabbed?
Yes.
I was “talking” about this with moesuckra. And I like this idea too much to have it fail.
What I want to do is buy a nice 100 something page notebook. (100 something because come on lets be serious how many people will see this post?) And send it to…
