Dramatic Song [x]

ssophoo:

triple-assassins:

faintxgunshot:

triple-assassins:

shawniimariie:

triple-assassins:

shawniimariie:

triple-assassins:

I AM THE FIRST X-MAN. 

THAT JOKE’S AHEAD OF MY TIME

BUT YOU’RE STILL GUNNA DIE

WHO THE HELL IS THAT GUY?

THE SECOND X-MAN

DON’T WATCH HIM WALK AWAY
OR YOU’LL LOSE A HIDDEN BLADE
AND GET SURROUNDED
OOOO WHITE!

EVIL BALD GUY WITH A CAPE

EZIO PLANS HIS ESCAPE

BOSS WAITS PATIENTLY

EZIO SHAKES FREE

ALL THE ROYAL GUARDS 

PEE THEMSELVES

MAIN BOSS CALLS THEM OFF WITH HIS RIGHT HAND
SLOW DRAMATIC ZOOM PAN
DOESN’T FAZE THE HOODED MAN
CAPE CLAD BALD GUY
SENTENCE EZIO TO DIE

THEN HE SEES ALTAIR FROM THE FIRST GAME

HE USED TO JUMP OFF THOSE

ANYWAY

UNDER EACH OF THOSE THERE’S A BALE OF HAY

AND AFTER YOU SYNCHRONISE

LEAP OF FAITH

NOD AT THE BIRD AND PEOPLE DIE

EVERYWHERE PEOPLE DIE~

… DODODODODODODODODO SUBSCRIBE. 

5k337lord:

Attention grabbed?

Yes.

I was “talking” about this with moesuckra. And I like this idea too much to have it fail.

What I want to do is buy a nice 100 something page notebook. (100 something because come on lets be serious how many people will see this post?) And send it to…

rumblyinmatumbly:

I will never not reblog this lolol